tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11403141191584376852024-03-04T22:45:32.511-08:00Anybody Can Do Anything Especially LillianLillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04042487981568506169noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1140314119158437685.post-43672550231577016922017-05-20T14:34:00.002-07:002017-05-20T14:34:41.786-07:00Stitch Fix Review, my 13th Fix<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I'm back at it with another Stitch Fix review! I skipped sharing a few boxes with you, this is my 13th Fix! OMG! Its my first Fix taking advantage of Stitch Fix's new plus size offering. Its also my first fix as a regular customer and not a stylist. I was really hesitant to get a box that I couldn't style for myself, I'm super picky and don't really like surprises. Stitch Fix must have sensed my apprehension, or noticed that it had been more than 6 months since my last Fix and sent me an offer to get a Fix with no styling fee. Even with the no styling fee I was still a little hesitant to get a Fix because I would feel really bad if the person who styled for me couldn't live up to my super high, super weird, and super specific expectations, and got dinged for me buying nothing. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I spent some time looking at online reviews and FB groups where people posted the pieces they got, and I actually liked a lot of the pieces that I was seeing and I decided to take the plunge. Filling out my profile for another person to read was scary, and I even made a special pinterest board for my style that would actually make sense to another human. <a href="https://www.pinterest.com/lilliandarling/daily-wardrobe/" target="_blank">You can check it out HERE!</a> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I asked for spring and summer pieces in natural fabrics that fit the style of my pinterest board. Overall I would have loved more color, but I know thats a difficult request with natural fabrics. My Stylist Jan did a really great job, picked things that I wouldn't have tried on my own, and makes me want to do this again! If you are reading this Jan, THANK YOU! </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> Market and Spruce Sam Tee in Grey, $38 size 2x</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">This tee is a really interesting fabric, not like a regular t shirt, more like a very light sweater? But not at all warm, in fact its so lightweight that its going to be perfect for the 115 degree summers. Its hard to describe the material, but be warned it is VERY snag prone. I love it enough that I'm happy to just be very careful when I'm wearing it. If you are clumsy or would be totally devastated for your shirt to get a snag, then this style isn't for you. The color comes off a bit light in this pictures, but IRL its a dark heathered grey that manages to avoid that "Phys Ed Uniform" look that most heathered grey pieces seem to have. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I had asked for extra long colored jeans (my usual inseam is a 36), knowing that it was unlikely that they would be able to find pants that fit the bill. I was very pleasantly surprised to find that they were able to find a pair of cropped jeans that I actually really like. I'm not usually one for cropped jeans, on me the tend to look like high waters but I am trying to stretch my comfort zone and I love the color of these pants. They are really comfortable and high waisted which is a MUST for me. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">This skirt was one of my favorite pieces in the box, and ticked so many boxes for me. The main skirt is 100% cotton, its high waisted, goes past my knees (no small feat for my 5'11 frame), and has the deepest pockets I have ever seen on a ready to wear women's garment. It fit like a dream and makes me want to twirl in a field full of flowers. Then I woke up from the dream and realized a few things that kept this skirt from being a perfect 10. While the skirt itself is 100% cotton there is a thick polyester lining. The care tag says 100% cotton so I'm fairly sure the Jan wouldn't have known about the lining, so that couldnt have been helped. The fabric is blue with creme embroidery that, while beautiful, was extremely snaggy. There were several large snags when I took it out of the box, and just taking it on and off for these pictures I got a few more. They were easily fixed by tugging on the sides of the fabric, but with 4 cats, I didn't want to risk it getting permanently damaged. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">This button down shirt is 100% cotton and really lightweight and would be amazing for summer time . The fabric on the pocket goes perpendicular to the rest, I love little design details like that! It also had knit panels on the side made from t-shirt material that I didn't like at all at first, but once I had it on I saw how much better it made the fit around the hips and made a kind of a an ~illusion~ that made me look slimmer around the middle. This shirt fit really well in the shoulders and hips/chest, but was snug in the arms. The tab sleeve isn't my favorite thing, and in this case it just added to the bunchy-too-snugness in the sleeve area. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">This cardigan really tempted me, it was SO SOFT! And have you noticed that I am a bit of a cardigan hoarder? Its 100% cotton and has textured stripes in shades of grey. I was really confused because on the card its called mint, but its for sure grey, but I like grey so I don't really mind. Even for a cardigan I think it would have been perfect for summer, and the fit was amazing, this thing felt like it was made for me. I ended up saying no just because the fabric texture has lots of little loops, that I think between my cats and clumsiness, I would ruin in less than a week. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">OTHER CLOTHING:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Legging Jeans in indigo, <a href="https://www.longtallsally.com/us/jeans/supersoft-legging-jeans-09M57/p?option=09M03DKI" target="_blank">Long Tall Sally HERE</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Green Tank top: Old Navy</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Shoes: Sam & Libby Chelsea flats in Via Target</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I am 5'10, pear or hourglass shape, 38 or 40G and a size 16-22 depending on the brand.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If you like what you see here you can<a href="https://www.stitchfix.com/referral/5157538"> sign up for Stitch Fix HERE!</a></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Have you tried Stitch Fix? Do you love it or do you prefer another Shopping Box? What is your favorite part about it? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Love, Lillian</span><br />
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<br />Lillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04042487981568506169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1140314119158437685.post-80081054073952509022017-05-14T09:02:00.001-07:002017-05-14T09:02:56.280-07:00Stitch Fix Review, My 8th FixTHIS REVIEW WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON MY OTHER BLOG, AND IS REPOSTED HERE FOR ARCHIVING PURPOSES.<br />
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I will start by saying, No there are not seven other Stitch Fix review posts that you missed. So yes technically this is my first review, but it is in fact my eighth Fix. Those of you who already subscribe to Stitch Fix or any similar box can understand the feeling when you see the mail carrier walking up with that lovely box in hand. Pure joy! We call it Fix-mas, because it makes you feel that "kid on christmas morning" anticipation and excitement. What has my Fairy Godmother/ Stylist picked for me this time? The packing folks at Stitch Fix really do a great job in making each Fix feel like a a gift wrapped present. </div>
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My first piece is the Papermoon - Puffin black white & grey striped tank, with a scooped hem. </div>
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This top is SUPER soft, and very light weight. Perfect for the 115 degree summers we have.<br />
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It has this adorable keyhole back which helps it feel more like a "top" than just a plain tank.<br />
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This is my first time experimenting with the super high slit side trend. Its like a little teaspoon of midriff. Overall I love this tank and it will fit perfectly in with my existing wardrobe. KEEP!<br />
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Up next is the lace yoke Loveapella Rajo tank in fuchsia with a really cute border print. I love how long this is, I am 5'10 so often shirts end up falling short. If you are petite this top could even function as a tunic to wear with leggings. I was a little worried about the border print, since I have wide hips but it actually ended up being really flattering.<br />
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I love that the lace detailing is white rather than ivory and its really soft. Scratchy fabric around my neck/chest is a big no-no for me, since I have super sensitive skin. I was worried this V would dip too low and show off some major cleavage, but you really do get the best of both worlds. The flattering v neckline , but a more demure high scoop coverage.<br />
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Back detail. I will most definitely wear a nude bra with this top from now on. This top was a little out of my comfort zone with the lace top, and border print, but I ended up really loving it and I'm so glad I tried it. KEEP! </div>
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Finally, a piece that I have been lusting after for almost a year was finally available in my size, the Pixley Martina slub knit cardigan in black. Marm has this same cardigan in cranberry and I was burning with jealously every time she wore it.<br />
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SUPER duper soft (can you see a pattern that I am obsessed with soft clothing) and has really long sleeves, pockets, and folds up so small you can shove it into your purse without a thought. Yay! I am of the opinion that black cardigans are the single most versatile clothing option on earth. KEEP!<br />
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The final piece is this teal-y blue elephant print infinity scarf for<a href="http://jennyhartboren.blogspot.com/"> Marm.</a> She has a special affinity for elephants and I knew as soon as I saw it that it was meant for her. Its called "mint" on the receipt but IRL it is quite bright. </div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">There are tiny little pops of neon grellow, so subtle that even the very trend-wary Marm likes it. There are also tiny pops of a few other colors, and I am excited to see the other pieces that this scarf will look great paired with. The striped edge gives this scarf a little some extra, it helps accentuates the curve of the scarf, and makes it look intentional rather than just like a long piece of fabric. KEEP! </span><br />
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OTHER CLOTHING; Shorts; <a href="http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?BR=plus&Category=plus_size-bottom-shorts&ProductID=2000187240&VariantID=">Forever21+ HERE</a> Sandals: <a href="http://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2407959/sonoma-life-style-womens-gladiator-sandals.jsp?color=Black">Sonoma VIA Kohls Similar HERE</a><br />
SIZING INFO: All items featured in this post are a size XL. I am 5'10, pear or hourglass shape, 38G and a size 16-22 depending on the brand.<br />
For more info about Stitch Fix check out my<a href="http://www.lilliangrace.style/p/blog-page.html"> FAQ Here</a><br />
All photos in this post were taken by the lovely Anna Verity, <a href="http://www.annaverity.com/">check out her blog HERE</a><br />
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If you like what you see here you can<a href="https://www.stitchfix.com/referral/5157538"> sign up for Stitch Fix HERE!</a><br />
Have you a Stitch Fix lover like I am? What is your favorite part about it? Let me know<br />
Love, LillianLillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04042487981568506169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1140314119158437685.post-20368449467090685402016-11-16T14:43:00.005-08:002016-11-16T14:43:40.473-08:00Lillian's First Vlog May Haul Details <span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Hello Friends! To Celebrate the relaunch of Anybody Can Do Anything and my accidental deletion of my youtube page, I am re-releasing my Vlogs with accompanying blog posts! Watch the video below and then scroll down to find links to everything I talked about</span><br />
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</span> <span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Get the glow with the L'Oreal Lumi Liquid Highlighter <a href="http://www.ulta.com/true-match-lumi-liquid-glow-illuminator?productId=xlsImpprod12651013" target="_blank">HERE</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Perfect for minimal make up days and super friendly to your budget, you can get the ELF mineral Mascara <a href="http://www.ulta.com/mineral-infused-mascara?productId=xlsImpprod14521099&sku=2500411&_requestid=3251291" target="_blank">HERE</a></span><br />
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I know that Marm and I are starting to have the bad habit of lagging on the Christmas Episode recap, by months and months and months. The good news is that last year we waited, like... an entire year, so if we do this one in 10 months, we are ahead of schedule. </div>
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<span style="text-align: center;">We have been doing daycare for 3 adorable kids. Z and L are sisters, and J is their little friend. </span><br />
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This Game is called, "the game" and it is played by stacking as many things as we can on an old checkers board. But no blocks. Only non-block things.<br />
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We spend a lot of time outside, since there are fewer breakable things outside.<br />
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We eat a lot of peanut butter and nutella sandwiches<br />
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And food cut into tiny pieces.<br />
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We put balls of cat hair onto Mr Carson's Head and #Trumpyourcat<br />
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We wear cute clothes from my new job as a <a href="http://stitchfix/">StitchFix Stylist</a>. *<br />
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On Marm, Top: <a href="http://stitchfix/">StitchFix</a>, Skirt: Old Navy, Shoes: Rocketdog<br />
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On Lillian, Dress: LeLis Via <a href="http://stitchfix/">StitchFix</a> Necklace: 31 Bits** Via StitchFix, Shoes: Payless<br />
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** More about 31 Bits: They are a really cool company that provides women in Northern Uganda with an opportunity to earn a living wage, and empowers them to rise up out of poverty. Plus it is totally gorgeous jewelry.<br />
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* MORE ABOUT STITCH FIX: If you want to get a Fix and have me as your Stylist, <a href="https://www.stitchfix.com/referral/5157538">Sign up HERE</a> and Ask for me as your stylist in your "Note to your Stylist" by first and last name Lillian Boren. Disclaimer - I receive a credit if you sign up using my referral link.<br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">EPISODE 3 </span><a href="http://www.anybodycandoanything.com/2015/01/downton-abbey-recap-my-boyfriends-back.html" style="color: #8832ff; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" target="_blank">MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK</a><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">EPISODE 4</span><a href="http://www.anybodycandoanything.com/2015/01/downton-abbey-recap-decent-proposal.html" style="color: #8832ff; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" target="_blank"> A DECENT PROPOSAL</a><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">EPISODE 7 <a href="http://www.anybodycandoanything.com/2015/02/downton-abbey-recap-ive-got-99-problems.html">I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS</a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">For the third family wedding in a row (and don’t forget, Rose’s Grand Supreme Deb-Stravaganza!), the Crawley family fails to include Rosamund, who not only lives in a mansion on the next block, but has a full staff, and is </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">as much Rose’s cousin as Robert. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Geeze, Julian, you didn’t have to give her a bunch of lines, just INVITE HER! But no; and so rather than borrow a footman from Rosamund, Mister Carson hires </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Skellington">Jack Skellington</a></strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Skellington"> </a>Boney Andy to help out for the week.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lord and Lady Flintshire, AKA Lemon-Face Susan and her miserable husband Shrimpy arrive, still crabby and sweaty from their train ride from the docks, after more than a year in </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>exile </strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">diplomatic service in India. Susan throws a tantrum because (see above RE: Rosamund’s giant empty house) she has to </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">share a room </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">with her husband. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">EW.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> We are sorry your wife is such a shrew, Shrimpy! Even though there are fewer people staying this time than at the Deb-stravanganza (</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">we counted</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">) and there were rooms for everyone </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>then! </i></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Womp, womp, Susan. If only we knew anybody else in London</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Yipes! Did she just say that out loud?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">At least<i> we're </i>still rich</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It's as if I'd trained her myself</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Anna and Mister Bates vs. Great Britain's legal system: round ten</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Atticus’s rowdy posse throws him a<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F3xnKVKatU"> bachelor party</a> at Miss Kitty’s Saloon, which operates downstairs at the hotel where Atticus took a room to escape all the many relatives at Chez Sinderby. Your assignment? Try to spot any of these hounds at the wedding.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'm good looking, rich, and drunk--what could possibly go wrong?<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We will tell you what could go wrong:</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> SOMEONE could pay a floozie to be photographed flouncing in and out of your hotel room, son! (Is that an actual business, like, on Angie’s List and everything?) At lunch with Edith, Tom, and Mary, an envelope of incriminating photographs is delivered for Rose. We hear the fragile bits of her broken heart shattering on the floor. Teen Rose does not deserve this AT ALL.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh dear, not a flouncy floozie! Say it isn't so!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">So I guess lunch is canceled? Maybe we could get something to go?</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mister Molesley, Miss Baxter and Daisy spend the afternoon at an art museum. Molesley is, as expected, SUPER STOKED about the ART. Daisy has a culturally inspired epiphany and realizes that spending eighteen hours a day in a basement kitchen, six and a half days a week, for fifty or sixty years is, like, a big old drag. She imagines it would be way more fun to be a Bohemian student in London, going to museums and </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>smoking pot </strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">studying art, and we wholeheartedly agree with her.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Atticus convinces Rose that he had nothing to do with the baudy hotel photos, and although her faith in her fiance is restored, she’s still mighty discouraged because what kind of soulless wretch would pull such a hateful stunt to ruin her dreamy wedding?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We will tell you what kind of soulless wretch, honey: </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">your own MOTHER! Old Lemon-Face herself! And we know because just the day before, that despicable [but not particularly secretive] Susan waved around a </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">mysterious</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> check, made out to none other than Miss Frannie’s Flouncy Floozies For Hire By The Day or By The Hour. Here’s a tip, Susan: You don’t write </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">that </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">in the check register. You write, Patsy’s Positively Perfect Weddings Just Call Us. You are really not very good at this; never mind how we know.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">But--how did you catch me?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Duh, I checked our ChaseBank EasyPay Online Banking Statement on my iPhone</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Denker strong-arms Boney Andy into a wild evening of drinking (her) and gambling (him) and they roll on in, well past curfew. Denker is <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ">way too sloshed</a> to put Violet to bed and Mrs Hughes IS HOPPING MAD. We’re sure the downstairs staff are all too classy to draw a Sharpie mustache on her when she passes out. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Shots! Shots! Shots!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Every time a bell rings, and angel gets her wings</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Please don't cry, it's just a supporting role</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Next time you'll get the lead and we'll never see you again</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">On Friday everyone gathers for Rose’s wedding at the registry office, which we guess is because they can’t get married in either an Anglican church or a synagogue. Susan makes one last desperate attempt to ruin poor Rose’s happiness. She climbs up on a table and shrieks, HEY EVERYBODY ESPECIALLY THE SINDERBYS; I’M GETTING A DIVORCE! in an effort to force Darth Sinderby, who </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">literally</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> believes Until Death Do Us Part, to stop the wedding. Julian Fellowes, who doesn’t mind trotting out endless murder plotlines for Anna and Mister Bates, must have elected not to have another bride get jilted at the altar, so rather than kick the legs out from under the table, Lady Sinderby gently helps </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>Judas</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Susan climb down and smoothes everything over like frosting on a warm wedding cake, and incidentally notifies Darth that </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">this wedding is happening--</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">OR ELSE SOMEONE BALD WILL DIE TODAY. Boom! Drop the mic!</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">CHEESE AND RICE you are the biggest whack job I have ever met</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Not today, Satan</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The blushing bride, who is still blessedly unaware of her mother’s table-jumping spectacle, enters on Shrimpy’s arm and the ceremony proceeds without a hitch.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But then later, at the reception, some tattletale tells Rose that her deranged mother tried to train wreck the nuptials by blabbing about her pending divorce; and Rose is not very happy about that. We’re sorry your mother has no maternal instincts, Rose. If only you knew SHE was behind the flouncy floozie photos, you’d never be able to forgive her. At least your mother-in-law is super nice! And also, although we like the little </span><strike><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">green </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>blue</i></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> green </span></strike><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">blue suit you wore for the civil ceremony, <a href="http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-11-09/downton-abbey-a-guide-to-lady-roses-wedding-dress">your other wedding dress is FABULOUS</a>.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">All right, Mummy, what is this, an episode of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding?</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tony and Mabel appear at the reception and say hello to Mary, who does her best to be genuinely happy for them. It’s so awkward watching Mary be nice to anyone, but we appreciate her trying. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh hey Mary, you still single? Want to see my ring?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh yes, <strike>that's the one he used to proposed to me </strike> it's very...sparkly!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Thomas, who is still pretty weaselly, is using his sneaky skillz to teach Denker a lesson for letting the new kid get <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJpGHR6ofus">swindled out of his meager savings</a>. He suggests that the three of them go back to the Fuzzy Fiddle for </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike> a snootful of free booze</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> little more fun that night. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Luck be a lady tonight</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Thomas wins back all the money Boney Andy lost and then tells the manager Denker’s been cheating him out of liquor for three nights in a row. The manager shakes her by the ankles until enough money to cover her bar bill falls out of her pockets. We are cautiously happy to see that Thomas is using his considerable evil powers to help somebody this time. Can we dare hope he has turned a moral corner?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">After the wedding reception <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Wiggum">Chief Wiggum</a> is downstairs to arrest Anna for </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>being short</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> murdering Mister Green. Mary is all, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">oh no you are NOT!</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> and the cop is all,</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> oh yes I AM!</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> <a href="http://www.funnybits.mobi/2013/06/the-inventor-of-toaster-strudel.html">They each pull on one of Anna’s skinny little arms.</a></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I don't think my father,<i> the inventor of toaster strudel,</i> would be very pleased to hear about this</td></tr>
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Lately I've been reading a lot of blogs that feature not-your-average subject. Plus-sized women, older women, women with off the wall style, women who make their own clothes, women who only dress in vintage clothing, women who never post pictures of them selves and write things so funny you will get tears in your eyes. This makes me feel both discouraged and inspired, which is an odd combination. </div>
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I feel discouraged because my life is noticably less organized/adorable/well-designed/well-dressed/funny than those women's lives appear to be. I feel discouraged because I have so few days when I'm wearing anything but yoga pants, so few days when I do anything worth blogging about, so few days when I feel even a little bit funny or smart, so few days when I can find the silver lining in the clouds that seem to loom over my head.</div>
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I feel inspired because when I first started reading blogs, there seemed to be nothing but thin rich white women blogging about outfits that cost more than most folks rent, and endless trips to places I couldn't ever dream of going, which made me feel like trying to blog would be a fool's errand. Now when I read blogs I see women (and men and non-binary folks) of every shape, color, style, and type of writing, that you can think of. All these people, pouring themselves out onto these pages. I bet a lot of them wake up in the morning and feel like being well dressed or funny or smart is an insurmountable task. </div>
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Recently E and I went to his grandparent's chicken farm, which just might be the most beautiful place in the world. Its been pouring rain recently so everything is lush and green and smells like trees and fresh air. E treated himself to a new camera on black friday and is finally getting around to learning to use it. You can expect the quality of my outfit pictures to improve moving forward and I can officially add "hunky photographer boyfriend" to my list of awesome things about my life. </div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The next day, Tom asks Sybbie if she wants to </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>ditch</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> leave England and go live in Boston. Sybbie’s all, Golly Daddy, haven’t you read in the papers about the state of Irish slums in Boston? The crowded and unsanitary conditions are a breeding ground for diseases like cholera, and 60% of Irish children there die before the age of six! If a little girl (such as myself) manages to survive to adulthood, she most likely would only be able to find a low paying and dangerous job such as those in textile factories or mills, or be forced into a religious order to live as a nun. Not only that, but the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Quota_Act">Emergency Quota Act of 1921</a> suggests that Irish immigrants are less than welcome in America. So, no, I don’t think it’s such a good idea. And Tom’s all, when did you learn to read?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Later that day Cora and Rosamund take the train to London and ambush Edith, who has stepped into the role of Savvy Publishing Boss Lady at dead Michael’s magazine empire (complete with a chic business-woman wardrobe), but has failed to imagine anyone might come hunting for her in the only logical place she might be.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">They find a Starbucks and sit down to settle Edith’s future. Edith knows some French and how to play the piano, but is not fully prepared to be a publisher. She considers going to America to live anonymously as a pretend widow, but what would Town & Country Magazine do without a pianist around to make marketing decisions? Her other option is to live in London and just pass Marigold off as her orphaned god-daughter, but both Cora and Rosamund poo-poo that one, which is too bad considering it’s the best idea anyone has had so far. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">They will eventually, but not until the Beatles, Masterpiece Theatre, and Monty Python.</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Down in the servants’ hall, Mister Molesley gets a letter from [the world’s finest father-in-law] Mister Mason. He invites Daisy and Mister Molesley out to the farm for a visit, which confounds Daisy. Even more astounding, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Thomas</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> suggests taking Miss Baxter along, as if an afternoon in the country somehow makes up for him writing that ghastly letter telling the police she had incriminating evidence against Anna and Mister Bates. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">...huh?</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">As we predicted, Cora has cooked up </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">plan six</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, which we can see from here is riddled with big deep holes: Edith will come home to Downton (Hole #1!) while Marigold is stowed, temporarily, with the Drews (Hole #2!) Edith will ask Robert (Hole #3!) if she can adopt the baby because the Drews have suddenly determined they can’t afford to raise a fourth child (Hole #4!) The only people who will know the truth about Marigold’s true identity are Edith, Cora, Rosamund, Violet, Mister and Mrs Drew, half of Switzerland, and the waitress at the Starbucks where Cora rolled out this plan (Hole #5!) What could possibly go wrong?</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Big Marigold again? I'm so confused! </td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Edith sees Mary on the train platform and has to think fast because obviously she can’t step off the train with a baby on her hip, now can she? Mister Drew is there to meet them, so Edith drags him into their car, because even Edith knows you </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>can’t </strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">probably shouldn’t leave a baby on the train alone (Hole #6!) </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Little Marigold? Good grief--who's in charge of continuity on this show?</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> As the train pulls away, Anna looks up just in time to see that not only did Mister Drew stay in Edith's first class car, but there is also </span><b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>baby</i></span></b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> in there.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Whaaaaaat? </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is that Mister Drew? With a baby? (Hole #7)</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mabel and Charles stir up a stunt to convince Tony that Mary is ready to cut him loose. Just go, Tony! Nobody cares, least of all Mary. Their dumb plan is: (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g">cue some silly circus music</a>) Tony and Mabel exit the movie theater and there stand Mary and Charles, smooching, which is somehow the last step to convincing Tony to stop trying to claim Mary and settle for Mabel. Lord, we told you it was dumb. This schtick cements our belief that Tony got out by the skin of his teeth and Mabel got a raw deal, and we really hope they live happily ever after.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">there must be fifty ways to leave your lover</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Daisy, Mister Molesley and Miss Baxter go out to Mister Mason’s farm for lunch the next day. Mister Mason convinces Daisy to get her GED, with Mister Molesley’s help, because education is the key to success. We’ve heard that old saw before, Mister Mason, but when you say it, it sure sounds true!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Surrounded by her unenthusiastic family, Edith rolls out her plan (</span><i><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">t</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">he sixth plan</span></i><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">) to adopt the Drews’ foster child and raise her at Downton Abbey. (Better hide Marigold GREGSON’s birth certificate, Edith.) Except for Cora, everyone thinks it’s an outstandingly stupid notion. Just then Barrow staggers in carrying Isis, the world’s longest surviving labrador, at least so far, and dumps her on the rug. Robert is choked up and tells the family that Isis has cancer and could kick down any time. Edith can feel her platform collapsing and quickly says, so little Marigold can come live with us, right? </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Right?</i></span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Marigold who? God, Stop pestering me, Edith! </td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Anna tells Mrs Hughes that she saw Mister Drew in Edith and Cora’s train car, and there was a </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">baby </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">in there too. A </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">baby</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> that looked an AWFUL LOT like that picture they found under Edith’s pillow. A </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">baby</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> that would be just about the right age to have been born while Edith was in Switzerland. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But Mrs Hughes already knows.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Mrs Hughes knows EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_woK-04KR9U">That's why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets</a>! </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">So what should I do?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Let it go</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Cora and Robert have invited Lord Merton’s nasty sons Larry and </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>Terry Barry</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Tim Gray meet Isobel. The most despicable son, Icky Larry, who as you recall slipped a roofie into Tom’s drink the night before Mary and Matthew’s wedding, which made poor Tom act all drunk and belligerent, and now has a lucrative career as a professional Internet Troll. Icky Larry is rude and mean and we truly hate him.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Of course the Crawleys will let just anybody in. A lawyer, an Irish chauffeur, a Jew -- anybody! </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What did you just say?</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Molesley gallops downstairs to report on the hullabaloo. He’s all, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and then</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Mister Branson rolls out his inner angry Irish radical and calls Lord Merton’s son the B-word! ...and the staff laughs about how corny it is when rich people come unglued. Anna feels sorry for Mrs Crawley, who really doesn’t deserve such wretched stepsons, and Mister Carson scolds them for using bad language.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jewelry (besides flowers and chocolates, which are less fun to shop for online) is probably the MOST traditional Valentines day gift. I've picked out some of my favorite pieces for you. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">For those of you seeking something slightly more "every day" and subtle, I love this moon and star necklace from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/76393918/crescent-moon-and-tiny-star-necklace?ref=favs_view_2">Laon Ato on Etsy</a>. Its really beautiful, but you could wear it to work without feeling to dressy. Also I like this piece because the little moon makes me feel extra Witchy! </span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">So is that like the best book ever, or what?</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">Nobody understands either of us</span></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Meanwhile, the rest of the family, all carefree and wealthy, are having a jolly time at the Canningford Grange Horsetravangza. Old timey horse races were classy upscale events; but these days racing attracts greasy off-track bookies, crime, and dead-beats with gambling addictions. Mabel </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>the chump</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Lane-Fox is there, scheming with Charles to reclaim Tony's affections. She is annoyed to find Mary there looking more fetching than ever. It’s too bad Mabel and Mary are sworn enemies, because Mabel has spunk and we’d like to see her again when this story line is finished. </span></div>
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As we arrive full force into February, I have an outfit post from January! (Catching up from September! I guess I didn't wear anything cute for most of winter, haha)<br />
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At the beginning of the year we celebrated Baby L's first birthday! I am so head over heels for this baby, being able to watch her grow and learn, snuggling her while I feed her a bottle, I love this baby!<br />
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The party was held at a local gymnastics gym, so all Baby L and Little Z's friends (ranging in age from unborn-8 years) got to run and jump and bounce to their hearts content!<br />
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Marm's Outfit, Jacket+Top; Old Navy, Skirt; thrifted, Shoes; Rocketdog<br />
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Lillian's Outfit, Top+pants; Old Navy<br />
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Shoes; Payless, find them <a href="http://www.payless.com/womens-chelsea-flat/68790.html?dwvar_68790_color=blackglitter#start=6">HERE</a><br />
Scarf; Kohls, find it <a href="http://www.kohls.com/product/prd-1877264/apt-9-folk-floral-pashmina-scarf.jsp">HERE</a><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">No, it was Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I decree that Bob the Builder is the firm for me</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Or maybe Handy Manny! What do you think, Carson?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Matchmaker, Matchmaker, I'll bring the veil, you bring the groom, slender and pale</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Miss Bunting hikes out to the Abbey to report that she’s accepted a job in another town. Daisy’s meager dreams are dashed because Miss Bunting’s lessons made her hope for a<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3u4EFTwprM" target="_blank"> future outside of the kitchen</a>, and she is daringly sassy to Mister Carson. Poor Daisy.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">OMG just leave already</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Aw, figs!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Emboldened by injustice, Daisy snags Tom as he passes the servant’s entrance to tell him Miss Bunting is leaving the next day and he should stop her before she gets away. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg" target="_blank">Daisy </a>doesn’t know Tom already broke it off with Miss Bunting. He is sympathetic and tries to look dismayed but inside he is secretly tap dancing. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bourgeois class domination is undoubtedly an historical necessity, but, so too, the rising of the working class against it. Capital is an historical necessity, but, so too, its grave digger, the socialist proletariat!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Okay</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Simon Bricker is coming back to Downton to </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>pinch Cora’s fanny</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> discuss the angel painting, but Robert is going out of town for the night to be guest of honor at some Fancy Man Lord Lieutenant banquet. He’s cranky and suspicious. Cora is like, I don’t give a flea what you think, Robert. I do what I want. Her response does not improve his mood. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Today the dog, tomorrow the wife</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">When are you leaving?<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.15; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The next day is Operation break-up-Isobel-and-Dickie-so-I-can-keep-my-friend, and Violet prods Dr Clarkson to drive a wedge between the lovebirds. But, like peanut butter and jelly--crackers and cheese--chips and guacamole; even Violet can see they belong together. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">How do you feel about peas and carrots?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My official diagnosis is L-O-V-E</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tom is relieved to have given Miss Bunting the boot, but he drives into town to say a gentlemanly goodbye before she goees. Hurray! We were afraid Julian Fellowes was going to keep writing more scenes for her and trying to frame it like Tom really loves her, which anyone can see he does not, because she has no redeeming features at all, and we’re not just saying that out of loyalty to poor dead Sybil. Miss Bunting is worse than <a href="http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-meat-bee.htm" target="_blank">meat bees</a> at a picnic. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'll be home first thing in the morning</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Rose’s young man Atticus Aldridge drops by the church to see her again before he leaves for his new banking job in London. Rose introduces him to Lord Rostov, clearly an old school anti-Semite, who storms off in a rage. Russian aristocrats were not at all fond of Jews in the nineteeth century; and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Jewish_pogroms_in_the_Russian_Empire" target="_blank">violently drove them all out,</a> just in time to be driven out themselves a few years later. Another reminder that there has never been such a thing as the good old days.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is this any better than Russia?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You must meet a few of my friends</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A BANKER!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Charles Blake invites Mary to London to go to dinner but neglects to warn her he has also invited Mabel </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>the chump</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Lane-Fox. He’s like, guess what-- Mary is all done kissing Tony now, want him back? and Mabel is all, are you freaking kidding me? </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">When pigs fly!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mary is like, well whatever, Tony likes me better anyway--that is, no--he’s all yours. Mabel says, oh by the way I hate you both and I’m leaving goodbye. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">And goodbye to you, too!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">After dinner at Downton, Rosamund and Violet corner Edith and insist that little Marigold be spirited away away to <a href="http://www.madeline.com/" target="_blank">boarding school in France</a>, where even toddlers can be legally abandoned in convent schools for years and years.</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You know...Twelve little girls in two straight lines?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Wait, that doesn't even get <i>written</i> until 1939!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dear Miss Baxter spends the whole episode trying to waylay Thomas to tell him he must stop doing drugs </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">right now.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> She is, as we pointed out, much nicer than we are; she even Googled his symptoms and concluded that must be trying to cure his Homosexual Condition. She assures Thomas he was <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw" target="_blank">born this way</a>. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You're beautiful in your way, 'cause God makes no mistakes</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mrs Patmore and Mrs Hughes mull it over and agree that taking fiscal counsel from Mister Carson, just because he is a man, is probably a mistake. Marm and Lillian are relieved since it was already second-hand advice from Robert and we all know about him and financial ruin. Mrs Patmore tells Mister Carson she plans to buy herself a little cottage for when she retires. She pretends it was his idea all along. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It was all thanks to you! </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Yes, I do what I can</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Upstairs, Mister Bricker lurks in the hallway until Miss Baxter leaves Cora’s room for the night and then WALKS RIGHT IN WITHOUT KNOCKING. Gaaah!</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Coast is clear</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">He tells Cora she’s a hot tomato and he’d love to stir up some salsa with her. Cora says, you’re delusional, please get out of my bedroom this instant. Go home. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">EW. That's disgusting. Also, are you wearing a floral bathrobe?<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.15; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">But guess who comes home early from his war games party? Correct! Robert goes upstairs to Cora’s room and WALKS RIGHT IN WITHOUT KNOCKING. Imagine everyone’s surprise! </span></div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="400" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/6maA3mbEupB0dP3yuTdPztAhMo6uhx8228gA-hLPmpt7ZeKec4hyrEaVRiaMQP6bM5VSOtVp2yTpmNWiZtStPlvjjowb9h_V3YEGfsDFAC6VmtY6RNuNXtsC0XFXJB_eRg" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0rad); border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It was...hanging on a peg in my room</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Robert lands a pretty good left hook to the snout and the two old goats go down swinging. As they wheeze and thump, Edith knocks on the door. She’s all, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">WTH is going ON in there?</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Freeze!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">OMFG Mama, JSYK we can <i>all hear you</i> out here</td></tr>
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Recap by Marm and Lillian<br />
Links By Lillian<br />
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<a href="http://www.anybodycandoanything.com/2015/02/downton-abbey-recap-dingo-stole-my-baby.html">NEXT RECAP, A DINGO STOLE MY BABY</a><br />
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HELLO READERS! I wrote up this post right around my birthday (october 4th) and then promptly forgot about it while we worked on downton abbey posts. One of resolutions is to blog more, however I haven't actually written any new posts so HERE YOU GO! </div>
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At the end of September I had the honor of attending the wedding of two of my very dear friends. I have known the couple since the groom befriended my older brother in middle school. They were highschool sweethearts and now have two smart and beautiful daughters (that I call my nieces) I have the pleasure of being able to babysit several days a week.<br />
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The week leading up to the wedding was a weather roller coaster, the first few days were swelteringly hot, then the next days were windy and rainy. We were all worried that the outdoor wedding would be rained out. That morning we peeked out the window to find perfect day. </div>
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My theme was bows and flowers!</div>
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Bow ring; Torrid, Find a similar one <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/128616870/silver-ring-3d-sterling-silver-bow-ring?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=Bow+Ring&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery">HERE</a>!</div>
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Flower Crown; Wetseal, get one like it for yourself <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/211506501/love-child-flower-crown?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=flower+crown&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery"> HERE!</a></div>
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Belt; thrifted</div>
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Dress; LC by Lauren Conrad, shop similar looks <a href="http://www.kohls.com/catalog/womens-lc-lauren-conrad-dresses-clothing.jsp?CN=4294720878+4294873305+4294719462+4294719810&cc=lclaurenconrad-LN2.0-S-dresses">HERE</a></div>
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Bangle bracelets are both <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_ex_n_7?rh=n%3A7141123011%2Cn%3A7147440011%2Cn%3A7192394011%2Cn%3A7454896011%2Cn%3A7454898011%2Ck%3ABetsey+Johnson%2Cp_89%3ABetsey+Johnson&bbn=7141123011&keywords=Betsey+Johnson&ie=UTF8&qid=1423202205">Betsey Johnson</a>, Heart bracelet is vintage borrowed from Marm</div>
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My niece L with her favorite uncle E! </div>
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Nana Jenny holds a sleeping angel! </div>
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Here is the video of the wedding, their videographers did a stunning job! </div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Could Julian Fellowes be hinting that </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Anna</i></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> pushed that disreputable Mister Green? Perish the thought</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>.</i></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> We had reluctantly conceded that Bates might indeed have snuffed Green to avenge his wife, but we </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>refuse</i></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> to think Anna squashed that poisonous toad; no offense to toads. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">AM I BAD IN BED? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? HOW WOULD I KNOW?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Inside voices, please</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Frankly, we had trouble with that one too, Edith</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dancing lessons? </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Just say no</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Whose kingdom?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cake will always love me</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Spratt returns to the Dower house and is beside himself with the heavy burden of his salacious secret. Violet grabs him by his starched collar and wrings his neck until the story spills out. Always a quick study, Violet calmly replies that she knows all about Mary’s...overnight business trip to... the Northern Landowners’ Convention (good save, Granny!) and is supremely offended that Spratt would dare hint at impropriety. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Whatchu talkin' bout?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nothing!</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Mary’s default solution is to load up her headaches onto Anna’s back AGAIN, so she asks Anna to hide the consequence-prevention-device and instruction manual somewhere in her and Bates’s wee cottage. Oh, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">if only</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> there were one little hiding place somewhere in vast Downton Abbey where nobody ever goes!</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Always happy to take your secrets home with me, literally, M'lady</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Downstairs, Mrs Hughes intervenes on Mrs Patmore’s behalf. Remember Season Two when Mrs Patmore’s nephew, Archie, was executed for cowardice during the war? Well, now poor dead Archie doesn’t get his name carved on his hometown’s monument because like, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">treason</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, duh. Mrs Patmore wonders if his name could be carved on the Downton monument instead, since Mister Carson is head the War Memorial Committee and all. But Mister Carson is all “like hell we will” and both Mrs Patmore and Mrs Hughes scowl at him. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Absolutely not</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is that your final answer?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Arsehole</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">When Mary returns to the Abbey, Violet summons her for tea to explain what the FRESH HELL SHE WAS THINKING. Spratt meets her at the door. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I hope you enjoyed Liverpool, Your Ladyship.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nobody asked you, Spratt.</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Moseley advises Miss Baxter to bust out and tell Cora </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">the rest </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">of the TERRIBLE SECRET, but only if Cora promises to lock it up and throw away the key. For some boneheaded reason everyone who lives in this house feels compelled to leak just barely enough of any story to screw up everything, for years and years even, while all parties stay miserable and confused the whole dang time. On the other hand, if the standard were full disclosure always, there would only have been one season; so rather than be infuriated, we have trained ourselves to be grateful for this </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>nonsense</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> intrigue.</span></div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="400" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/q2mi2sovtSwhb16s6salSj_YAmcouzkUz46PWc_mlpideFHxtSMbZrFA4sz5qfx0z4xjSkfm2AFj-MQ0iwEJcvVtxxUVdmfi2ZEZQz9-I--AVIHnsukfwQE-95BmKMTYWg" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0rad); border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A bad man made me do it but I won't rat him out, the end</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="400" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/s_SOEwx5imfnNu6nhuTtAfQppi3i4WSbXzpqFilzH2J_fzLsy3gQ8EEUUAq8K91_4H7UO8v1sk6GDC-1keDYBzpAbCbtriDLp1BOfi157I76-eqYPGMXAwtVm1UiQa1TQw" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0rad); border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I agree that men are dreadful, but won't ratting him out make ME feel better?</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Cora travels to London to meet with her dressmaker, and incidentally to attend an art exhibit with </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><strike>her number one fan</strike></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Simon Bricker. She generously invites both Robert and Edith to come along but Robert has some fuddyduddy soldier party to attend and Edith offered to babysit Marigold while Mrs Drew takes little Billy to the dentist.</span></div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="400" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/cqzSAV_53y15AMWbFPBVlHw3duSgRsu8SIzm1oBokJi08mrKoV5or5zobrA7E_jiqYpGMSBZm3Jz2D0KqvPow8jSsWktrgIxnx8uNkxcu7dSXYH5WwmWDGUYxWO36YBxIQ" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0rad); border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">And look, here's one with an angel asking why the hell there's a baby on the ground!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img height="400" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/oVolzEfzfvzEqLWW7FI4NJ_AhGvxMv4X6uLjXzizDL8SKXfXaURlVeC5KPeJAghh_e-B7LSz0dL1ctNGkYP3JHB5mcMZrBxKIrXr9is_K9DnlXTktX7BZt3HNvbZ3BWiJQ" style="-webkit-transform: rotate(0rad); border: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="640" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Girl, I like how you talk about art.</td></tr>
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-24f91f57-dc94-5077-758b-1539d2ca4f43"><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The War Memorial Committee trundles around town discussing the merits of various possible sites, all conveniently owned by Lord Grantham’s dynasty. </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Team Cricket Field</span><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> (with Mister Carson at bat) argues for building the memorial, rather inconveniently, smack in the middle of the town’s <a href="http://www.anybodycandoanything.com/2013/02/downton-abbey-three-strikes-youre-out.html" target="_blank">cricket field, which we use to play cricket every year</a>. While </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Team Town Square </span><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">(with Robert leading) wants the memorial, quite conveniently, in the center of the village. Marm and Lillian, for the record, even though it means agreeing with Robert, prefer the village location because, duh.</span></span><br />
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<span style="vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">Jimmy, who has been fired for servicing Lady Anstruther the previous night, and Barrow have a sweet moment of farewell, which Jimmy ruins by vigorously reasserting his </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">heterosexuality: So...</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I hope you find happiness. In a gay way. Not that I’m gay because I’m not. I mean it’s great for </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">you</span><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">. Not great, I mean, because YUCK. Well- I know you are into that but for me personally, I would rather have bamboo shoots jammed under my non-gay fingernails, but it's perfectly fine if you like that disgusting stuff. So anyway, goodbye, probably forever. I most likely won’t write.</span><br />
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-24f91f57-dc95-d126-acc7-3586a9d69cdb"><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Molesley rockets to the head of the pack, now that he’s the first --and only-- footman at Downton. First place in a race with just one runner is still first place! (and also last place.) Congratulations!</span></span><br />
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-24f91f57-dca0-8a4c-7281-f9aa93049fad"><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">So Thomas tells Moseley Miss Baxter’s TERRIBLE SECRET is that she stole her boss’s jewelry and he asks why she would do such a despicable thing. Miss Baxter probably has a perfectly reasonable explanation, but it would be much too easy to just explain and then everyone lives happily ever after. As we know from watching Mister Bates and Anna struggle with TERRIBLE SECRETS, the writers can wring many more episodes, or even a whole season, out of everyone’s ultra-British refusal to just SAY WHAT HAPPENED right up front. The instant we realized this was a rerun, our tolerance level dropped like a stone.</span></span><br />
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-24f91f57-dca6-e4be-2412-ff44e5503ea6"><span style="font-family: Arial; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Thomas is not particularly uplifted by the King’s message. He is all pissy about his only friend being canned. We have no idea how Anna, whom Thomas has backstabbed repeatedly and undeservedly, can be gracious enough to offer him consolation. He’ll probably just blame something else really awful on you, Anna (like, for example, a burned blouse or, I don't know, <i>murder.</i>) Lillian and Marm vote for leaving Thomas alone.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Recap by Marm and Lillian</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Author's note: We felt sorry for that rickety old dog having to wag her fanny at the top of every post. Isis (although still present in each episode) has retired from her role as Dog Butt. And now: on with the show!</span><br />
<span id="docs-internal-guid-24f91f57-c644-6653-2c80-e63f5eb36776"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><span style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Stardate: 1924. We can’t tell if Edith has been spying on the unsuspecting Drew family ever since she <strike>loaned</strike> gave them her baby (wrenched from her Swiss parents' loving arms last season), or if this unsettling behavior is new. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">After dinner Edith slumps in a chair in the corner silently mooning about how everyone else in the world is happy, even Robert, who gets to be a patron. Mary's all, nobody could be a bigger drag than you are, Edith, and Edith goes, I doubt that; remember when Matthew died and you were an <i>even bigger drag, for like, ever?</i> And Mary's like, maybe but the difference is that nobody cares about you or your stupid problems.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">It's eight months later, Downton time, and Edith is home from Geneva. She visits Granny, who doesn't understand why Edith insists on being such a wet blanket, and Edith is all, well I went to Switzerland to put this whole ruinous mess behind me and get back to my carefree young self, but it didn't work. I'm still miserable <i>and </i> I have stretch marks. Is there any chance I can be happy before the season ends? This is the last episode!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Lord Minturn drops by Isobel's to say, I got invited to your distant relative's Ultimate Grand Supreme Deb-stravaganza in London and I wondered if you'd be my date?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Isobel is like IDK I'm pretty busy eating my depressing single person dinner off a tray and watching Sherlock re-runs on BBC, so...no. Then she realizes that going to a party with people who kind of don't mind having her around beats sitting alone in the dark, and agrees to be Lord Minturn's plus one.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Also sitting at the table is Brunette #2, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freda_Dudley_Ward" target="_blank">Mrs Dudley-Ward </a>(wife of the conveniently invisible Mister William Dudley-Ward, and mother of his two children) Of course, she is not the prince's date or anything, because that would be SCANDALOUS. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 1.15; white-space: pre-wrap;">The next day Mary goes to lunch and then to a Fancy Art Museum Event with </span></span><strike style="font-family: inherit; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.15; white-space: pre-wrap;">her other boyfriend,</strike><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 1.15; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Charles Blake. But who is already there chatting up Rose and Brunette #2? Tony Gillingham! Both of them are apparently still chasing after Mary like stray dogs after a </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">knucklebone</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 1.15; white-space: pre-wrap;">. Am I the only one who is thoroughly annoyed by Tony and Charles bickering over Mary?</span></span></span></div>
<span id="docs-internal-guid-1f2647a2-68e1-57eb-ece8-bececd8d706d"><br /><span style="vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">Mary is all, hello Tony, shouldn't you be somewhere pining for me? You can tell she has read ALL ABOUT Brunettte #2 on some gossip blog because she doesn't say how </span></span><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">do you do,</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;"> and glares at Rose, who invites everyone to her Deb-stravaganza after-party shindig. </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">Barrow looms over Tom during breakfast, threateningly clenching his fists. What is your problem, buster? You have a pretty sweet job, especially considering how close you have come to living in the gutter. Remember that time you almost <i>got fired for stealing</i> but then you enlisted, then you got your job back and you almost got fired<i> again</i> for spreading gossip about Lady Mary, then you almost got fired <i>AGAIN</i> when Mr Bates got out of prison (granted, that one wasn't your bad), and then you almost got SUPER FIRED for being gay and putting the moves on Jimmy and then everyone rallied around to save your insufferable butt? And you were all like...boohoo, I'm a changed man. Now it’s <i>barely</i> three minutes later and you are extorting that nice Mrs Baxter and being an absolute rattlesnake to Tom. How would dead Sybil feel about that? Granted, you totally called that Nanny West thing, but only because nobody knows evil half as well as you do.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Mary's little burst of righteousness is short lived, because one minute later she is pulling on her </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_the_Spy" style="font-family: inherit;" target="_blank">Harriet The Spy</a><span style="font-family: inherit;"> costume to weasel into Mister Sampson's apartment. Looks like the angel on her shoulder only sings when someone ELSE'S life is on the line. The gents all crowd around the poker table and Robert leans over to mention that he heard Tom had a lady visitor. Tom stumbles </span>though some dirty-sounding excuse. I'm telling you, that Miss Bunting is <i>repellent</i>.</div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Despite their iron-clad plan, super sleuths Mary, Rose, and Charles fail to find the letter in Mister Sampson's flat. The place doesn't look too turned over, so I'm not convinced they even looked that hard. I'm not blaming anyone, but whose stupid idea was this? Robert's, that's who. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">They return to the London house in defeat and everyone frets about having no backup plan. Luckily, the resourceful Mister Bates ALSO happens to "know a guy" who is a pickpocket and smoothly fishes the note out of Mister Sampson's overcoat right under his sneaky pink nose. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Robert shows the letter to Rose and Mary, and graciously says that Mister Sampson must have dropped it (pickpocket-speak for "it fell off the back of a truck"). Rose is relieved because now she won't become a pariah, and Mary realizes that once again, not just her family, but<i> the entire Monarchy</i> have been </span>redeemed<span style="font-family: inherit;"> by Mister Bates. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Faced with incontrovertible evidence that Mister Bates deserves her loyalty after all, Mary marches right upstairs and FINALLY tosses the </span>incriminating<span style="font-family: inherit;"> ticket into the crackling fire. But not before we get a close up look at it and notice there's not even a freaking DATE ON IT. All that matters is that this idiotic story line is finally over and we can forget it ever happened. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Now that all that useless hand flapping and moral flip-flopping are over, we can all enjoy Rose's Grand Supreme Deb-stravaganza Ball! Both of Mary's boyfriends show up. As it happens, Charles Blake is secretly rich which means she can continue to string them both along for the </span>foreseeable future.<span style="font-family: inherit;"> Edith (who has been here all along like a dark grey cloud over everyone's picnic) says some ominous but obscure things about hurting people's feelings and both Robert and Cora mostly ignore her. All the other upstairs folks get wrap-ups to their stories (that we didn't bother writing about because they were boring and not important.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">And who should arrive just then but the PRINCE to start the party by dancing with Rose! Apparently, having a first dance with a prince is <i>the golden key</i> to happily ever after. It must have worked too because a few days later she gets cast as <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20DF6U1HcGQ" target="_blank">Cinderella in Disney's new live action movie</a>. How about that? Daisy is cast as an ugly stepsister; not precisely the happy ending she, or we, had in mind.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Since the servants have been working even MORE than their usual schedule of six a.m. to midnight, six and a half days a week, Cora asks Carson to take them on an outing. After much back and forth and with a large push from that crafty Mrs Hughes, the staff get to take a trip to Brighton Beach! It's no Hawaii, but it will do for a day trip. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">All the servants remembered to pack their bikinis and beach towels, and we get to see them in cute summer shifts instead of dreary grey sacks with aprons over the top. Mister Molesley and Baxter have a cute little moment, right after Barrow hints at Baxter's troubled past. Maybe it's just exhaustion from all the dopey stories this season but I just do not care <i>at all</i> about Baxter's crap. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Uncle <strike>Paul Giamatii </strike>Harold's valet has spent the whole episode trying and failing to woo Daisy. He offers her a cook's job to get her to move to America but she is like, well, actually I am an heiress to a cool farm in Yorkshire, so nope. Ivy, who has been complaining all season, pipes right up and says TAKE ME WITH YOU! And he says okay. So long, Ivy! Sorry you and Daisy never got to be friends. I wonder if you will wear a cap in America?</span><br />
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Carrots, cucumbers, pears, apples, honey, shallots, tomatoes, greenbeans, raspberries.<br />
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Blackberries, raspberries, bellpepers, greenbeans, garlic dip, pitas, cucumbers, tomatoes, zucchini<br />
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This week, lots of basil (to dry for gifts) leeks, garlic dip, garlic, grapes, carrots, honey (also for gifts) cucumbers, apples, tomatoes, raspberries.<br />
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This summer, Raspberries have taken the place of strawberries. Something must have happened to the strawberry farms because there haven't been any good strawberries ANYWHERE. Which is a huge disappointment since Marm and I both love strawberries.<br />
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I usually only post outfits when I'm a bit more dressed up, but this tends to be what I look like more often. T-shirts, flats or sneakers, a skirt, and a side braid.<br />
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Sissies Rule Shirt; <a href="http://bodybetrayal.bandcamp.com/merch/sissies-rule-two-color-t-shirt" target="_blank">BodyBetrayal</a>, Skirt; Gap VIA consignment store, Shoes; Payless (<a href="http://www.payless.com/womens-bayley-twist-flat/73330.html?dwvar_73330_color=cobaltsuede#prefn1=gender&prefv1=Women&start=38" target="_blank">similar</a>)<br />
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Payless is having their BOGO sale, so I treated myself and bought 3 new pairs of shoes, these pink ones, some cobalt blue ones, and a glittery gold pair to wear to a friends wedding. I had just thrown away all my yucky flats from last year so it was perfect timing!<br />
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What are the farmers markets like where you live? Good? Great? Are you extra lucky with a garden at home?<br />
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It seems like even though most days seem to last for more than 24 hours, the past two months have flown by! Its been a flurry of activity, I got a new job, loved it, hated it, and quit it. E and I went on a mini road trip for his birthday, Marm and I found a new BBC show that we TOTALLY LOVE, and its finally tea weather again! Here is some sneak peeks into what I've been up to.<br />
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We visited the cutest little cupcake shop in Chico (a town about an hour away from here)</div>
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E and little J wore matching denim jackets. Little J hasn't been coming around as often so I treasure every minute I get with this snuggly sweet little boy. </div>
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Mr Carson decides that Little J (and his tuna sandwich) are ok after all.</div>
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I found this ADORABLE basket on the side of my street, its already my favorite thing to tote veggies in at the farmers market</div>
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I made mini cheesecakes with salted caramel sauce, this is a picture of the second batch of caramel sauce, before THIS happened</div>
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While trying to pour the caramel sauce into a mason jar to stash it in the fridge, the pot bumped the jar and the whole thing crashed to the floor, slicing open Marms foot, and making a big sticky broken glass mess all over the floor. But WHY did I need to make a second batch in the first place? Thats because THIS happened </div>
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That is the first batch, which I over cooked and accidentally made into toffee, pouring it into this mason jar and coming back later to find a rock hard brick of toffee, stuck permanently in this jar. </div>
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Little Z and Baby L hanging out with my while I put away some laundry, watching Frozen and being the cutest cuties.</div>
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I kind of LOVE making these little pins, these are made with a friends borrowed machine, I'm going to sell them to save up for my own. I only need to sell 400 of them at $1 each and I'll be there! </div>
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I made a baked cheese sandwich and the cut pieces made a heart. AW! </div>
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Lillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04042487981568506169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1140314119158437685.post-42745284761472931982014-07-11T11:27:00.001-07:002015-09-19T14:16:58.779-07:00Ask Lillian Thank You Notes and a Little Pal<br />
Hello Everyone! I've been a little behind on ASK LILLIAN, but I recently got a few that I just couldn't ignore, either because I feel strongly about the subject or because I got 5 versions of the same question.<br />
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After I posted about the Little Pal Grill, I used it. And like an idiot, I ruined it. Its still usable as a grill but its badly burnt, the paint is black and bubbled and peeling and the adorable little label is unreadable. So I will be keeping my ugly little pal, but I pinky promise to keep looking on ebay and yard sales and posting links to any that I find.<br />
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My birthday was last week and I got tons of great gifts, but also some stuff that isn't my style and a gift card to a store I NEVER shop at. My mom says I have to write thank you notes for ALL the gifts, even the ones I don't like, but isn't that stuffy and old fashioned? Can I text the people who sent me good gifts and leave it at that?<br />
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First things first, happy belated birthday! Now stop being a spoiled brat! I'm going to be real with you because I think birthdays are great chances to start new resolutions (like your own personal new year!) and I think a great resolution is GRATITUDE. It doesn't matter if you are 5 or 500, NO ONE is obligated to buy you anything for your birthday. Everyone who got you presents went out of their way to do so. The VERY least you can do it be grateful. As far as the gift cards, go to the store and look around, maybe there is something there that fits your personality. If you look around and there is truly not even one thing that you like, there are kiosks in most malls that will buy up gift cards in exchange for cash. OR you could try another resolution called CHARITY and donate the gift card, or use it to buy things that your local Women's Shelter needs (most have lists of needed items on their website!)<br />
As for writing thank you cards, I am going to give you the best advice that was ever given to me, a fool proof formula for writing thank you notes.<br />
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Gifts come in two forms, a physical gift, or cash (either paper money of gift cards)<br />
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For a physical gift the formula goes, Thank you for ____. I will use it ____. Something nice and personal.<br />
Lets say Great Aunt Milly got you candles.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Dear Great Aunt Mildred, </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Thank you so much for the candle, I can't wait to light it and let the vanilla fragrance calm me while I study for the SATs. I can't wait to see you at Thanksgiving! I hope you'll make your famous green bean casserole</span><br />
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As for a gift of money, the formula is the same except you don't say how much the gift was for, you simply say "thank you for the generous gift" and you tell them what you will spend it on. You are going to buy candles, because I like candles, so I imagine that you love candles too.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Dear Great Aunt Mildred,</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Thank you so much for the generous gift, I have been wanting to get some new vanilla scented candles. The vanilla scent always eases my stress when I'm studying. I can't wait to see you at Christmas, I always love the creative sweaters you wear. </span><br />
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So there you have it, everything you need to know about Tiny Grills and Thank you Cards. Send me your questions and I'll answer them on the next installment of Ask Lillian. </span><br />
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<br />Lillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04042487981568506169noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1140314119158437685.post-59469030437002414282014-07-08T13:51:00.001-07:002015-09-19T14:17:18.693-07:00What I Wore to Celebrate America's Birthday<br />
I would not consider myself un-patriotic or un-american but I must admit I do have a little trouble espousing YAY FREEDOM every 4th of July when the only people who actually became free that day was a very small goup of Rich Land-Owning White Men. I am of the opinion that true freedom is a road we are still traveling, a destination no yet reached.<br />
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T-shirt; American Apparel (borrowed from Marm) Skirt & Socks; Old Navy, Shoes; Van's<br />
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Bag; Sailor Jerry. Fun fact about this purse, I wanted it for years but a friend had it and made it clear she would be very unhappy if I got the same one. Finally we broke off our friendship and I treated myself to this purse, and it was on sale! The best part was realizing that true friends want their friends to be happy, and when you have the same dress or purse its not a bad thing, you wear them at the same time!<a href="http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/news/twinning-style--meet-the-bloggers-at-the-forefront-of-the-matchy-matchy-trend" target="_blank"> TWINNING! </a><br />
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OF COURSE I had to bake something, I made mini cupcakes from my favorite recipe, Betty Crocker's Starlight Cake. The best thing about mini cupcakes is that a regular batch makes a TON of them. Also you can eat 2 or 3 or 10.<br />
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How was your Fourth of July? Did you have fun? Did you do anything special?<br />
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I've been busy since I last posted, the job I posted about didnt work out, I applied and was interviewed for a BUNCH of jobs, but nothing turned into an offer. I've been babysitting a lot and working on my resumes, art projects, and finally organizing the piles of my stuff that have been all over the house since E moved in with me OVER A YEAR AGO. I've also been trying to take more pictures, and hopefully I'll remember to post them here. </div>
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Little Z (my niece NOT MY DAUGHTER) eats popcorn and chills hard while I put away laundry<br />
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Every year for the past 3 or 4 years I have bought (or my brother has bought for me) 2 new pairs of vans. There is an outlet about 20 minutes from my house that has a buy one- get one 50% off sale going year round, so sets of 2 is the way to go. This year I might treat myself to a third pair, <a href="http://www.vans.com/shop/womens-shoes-classics#facet%5B%5D=ads_f13001_ntk_cs%25253A%252522Low%252BTop%252522&beginIndex=0" target="_blank">THESE </a>galaxy print lace ups have been calling my name.<br />
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E's sister graduated from college and we took the opportunity to visit Joe's Crab Shack. I prefer just buying a few crabs from the local fish monger and getting all elbows deep in butter in the privacy of my own home. I get really messy when I'm eating seafood so I apologize to everyone in Joe's who had to witness me getting medieval on some crustacians.<br />
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This is a close cropped picture of some REALLY GIANT ART that I bought. 40 inches by 50 inches which is really really big. I got it after it was marked down and on sale at goodwill so it cost me a cool $8. Yep. Eight dollars. Not eighty, not even eighteen. EIGHT. They called it "The poisoned Lady" but it reminds me of when my mother used to come home from work after a long day and lay her head down on our kitchen table. It also reminds me of one of my favorite books as a child <a href="http://smile.amazon.com/Mother-Anniversary-Edition-Reading-Rainbow/dp/0688040748/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1403979709&sr=8-1&keywords=a+chair+for+my+mother" target="_blank">"A Chair For My Mother"</a><br />
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The older 2 of the 3 kids I've been babysitting J and Z enjoyed our backyard blowup pool. This great big one was the same price as a much smaller one so of course, bigger is better.<br />
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Early in the month I watched a food network special about pie, and I've been on a pie bender ever since. Beef and Ale pies from TJ's, Chicken pot pie, those crappy fruit pies from fast food places, and this beauty, a blackberry pie from For The Love of Pie, a local pie shop. This winter I plan on being a crazy pie lady and wrapping everything in a flakey brown crust. </div>
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My white sangria and GIANT cinnamon roll.<br />
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It is finally bare leg weather! I am a winter and rain kind of person, but it does feel nice to be able to just throw on a dress!<br />
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Dress; Old Navy, Sweater; H&M, Shoes; Borne Via Ross, Bag; Vintage Dooney & Bourke<br />
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I've been leaning more towards this rounded shape, its a bit more practical than my stiletto nails. Plus I get 90% of my nail inspiration from japanese nail salons, where the rounded shape is super popular.<br />
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I got these the day I saw Frozen, can you tell? Totally Ice Queen inspired! <br />
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These were made entirely with acrylic! No Polish! They made a really great <a href="http://www.beautylish.com/a/vcyrj/christian-louboutin-manicure" target="_blank">louboutin effect</a> when I painted them after.<br />
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This time I wanted to experiment with the clear base, with varying amounts of glitter. It made for a very cool jelly/layered effect.<br />
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As of now, my nails are this super cheerful springy easter egg rainbow! I really love the every nail a different color look, but its hard to have all the colors make sense together. These colors are so perfectly SPRING without being pastel. </div>
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By far the worst part of my job is the MATH. I'm a sales assistant so I often get a big pile of post it notes and printed out emails with little notes that say, add 15% or mark up 10% or split cost between these two quotes. WHAT!? The first week or so I sweated through all my sweaters and hot tears spilled out onto my calculator as I furiously tried to figure out why every time I tried to find 15% of 674, I got a different number. Eventually I learned that marking something up 10% is not the same as adding 10% to it (I am still not sure why or how, but I know that it is) and I made a little cheat sheet of what buttons to press on my calculator and pinned it to the wall. </div>
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Other than all the horrible awful no good math, my dresses and cardigans are all getting lots of good use. My office is pretty casual so I can wear all my favorite clothes, even my vans! Its hard to see but this dress has a really cute cowl neck, and the comfiest 1/4 sleeves. I scored it at goodwill for $6! </div>
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Dress; Liz Lange Via Goodwill, Leggings; AA, Shoes; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Vans-Womens-AUTHENTIC-HEARTS-CASUAL/dp/B005DLBTZG" target="_blank">Vans Sweethearts</a><br />
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So those of you who are target shoppers might have guessed, this dress is actually from Target's maternity line. I am NOT PREGNANT! It just turns out I've got curves that fit well into clothes designed for just barely pregnant ladies.<br />
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So I know that half the people reading this are just waiting for me to say when the final Downton Abbey post will be ready. SOON I promise.<br />
The other half are people looking to buy that Little Pal grill I showed you in <a href="http://www.anybodycandoanything.com/2014/01/smaller-than-breadbox.html" target="_blank">THIS POST</a>. Unfortunately I decided to use it, not sell it, and most of the paint bubbled up and fell off. I am scouring the internet to try to find you another one and I will post links here when I find it.Lillianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04042487981568506169noreply@blogger.com1